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most of you know my feelings about jerry jones, possibly from reading my september 29th blog that started with the line, “first of all, jerry jones is a douchebag.”

I HATE HIM. more than anyone, probably, and previously i had never felt that my hatred was intense enough to dedicate an entire post to. but, then i saw an article entitled: “Cowboys owner Jerry Jones happy Saints beat Vikings.” you know what, Jerry Jones, FUCK YOU. really, you were rooting for the saints? do you also feel that it’s good for the city, or did you just want to be able to say that the your team really deserved entree into the superbowl, because you were the first to beat the saints (yet couldn’t beat the vikings when it counted)? i want to cut you.

TOP 5 REASONS TO HATE JERRY JONES:

5. his wife’s name is gene jones.

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3. sold 30,000 standing room only tickets for the first game in the new stadium, creating an unpleasant and extremely dangerous situation in order to break a record. From an apologetic letter to disgruntled fans:

“If it helps at all, the only reason so many party passes were sold for Sunday’s game was to break the attendance record. I can assure you that only 1/3 of that amount of party passes will be sold for each game going forward…10,000 max instead of 30,000. That was a one-time deal for the grand opening of the stadium.”

2. Jerry Jones on Tony Romo:

“Some day he will have greatest day of all, I do,  I do I think he will win a Super Bowl for us, I feel like that will happen.  It is in no small part due to his skill level because of his ability to come back from adversity because of his hard work.  That will be one of the big reasons we get it done.”

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dear jerry jones,

you are the worst. if there were a list of top 5 worst people in america, you would be on it. probably second, behind ann coulter and followed by jack black, the kardashians, and anyone that works for fox news.

much hate (the real kind),

alison

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